Wednesday, August 18, 2004

Let us pray-The Ca t

Dear Mouse,

The Ca t kinda feel religious today after the mail from the brader.

Give me a sense of humor, Lord,

Give me the grace to see a joke,

To get some humor out of life,

And pass it on to other folk!

  • There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. "Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk. "Only the Ten Commandments" answered the lady.
  • A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?" A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy. "Really? How do you know?" the teacher asked. "You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven... "
  • A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?" The son replied, "I do know!" "Okay," said his father.. "What does the Bible mean?" "That's easy, Daddy." the young boy replied excitedly, "It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.'" =
  • The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The substitute wanted to know what to play. "Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances." During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more,please stand up." At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star Spangled Banner." And that is how the substitute became the regular organist.

    The Ca t

  • 9 Comments:

    At 9:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Hahahaha! Okay yon ah! Thanks heaps for making my day!

    Doc Rod

     
    At 5:42 AM, Blogger bayibhyap said...

    i love religious jokes.

    a man deeply religious man wanted to buy a horse. not any horse but one that had some religious training. one day he was approached by a man who wanted to sell him a "religious" horse.The man told him, "My horse will gallop only at the command "praise the lord", speed up by shouting "hallelujah" and stop at "thank god". the man was so impressed that he purchased the horse immediately.

    he got on the horse and shouted, "praise the lord". the horse galloped. after a while he shouted "hallelujah" and the horse picked up speed until it was galloping at a frenzy. the man freaked out and totally forgot all the commands.

     
    At 5:54 AM, Blogger bayibhyap said...

    continued...

    "whoa...whoa!!!" but the horse continued with its frenzied gallop.

    the horse was fast approaching the edge of a steep cliff when the man suddenly remembered his commands. "thank god," he shouted in panic and the horse screeched to a stop right at the edge of the cliff. another second, and he would have to have wings to survive.

    slumping his head against the head of the horse in relief and gratitude, he wishpered "hallelujah..." into the ears of the horse.

     
    At 5:55 AM, Blogger cathcath said...

    Doc Rod,
    thankk you for visiting again.

    Bhayi,
    I know you are a collector of jokes just like my brader.
    hehehe.

     
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