Thursday, October 30, 2003

Dear CAT

Dear Mouse, Stress makes a person emotional wreck. The best way to avoid being such is to digress from anything stressful that preoccupies the mind . A respected writer and TV personality once said that she wrote about how to boil an egg just so she would not miss an article for her daily column in the newspapers to deviate from her daily routine of criticizing the people in power. so today, I am printing an e-mail to me by a friend Judy (Jujulep). Dear CAT, How to clean the toilet: >> >> 1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put >> both lids up. >> >> 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the >> bathroom. >> >> 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both >> lids. You may need to stand on the lid. The cat will self agitate >> and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from >> the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. >> >> 4. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a >"power-wash" >> and "rinse." >> >>5. Have someone open the door to the outside. Be sure that there >> are no people between the toilet and the outside door. >> >> 6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both >> lids. >> >> 7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside >> where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean! >> >> Sincerely, The Dog The CAT


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