I won the lottery- Eat your heart out baby

Dear Mouse,

I won one million US dollars from the National Euro lottery. A cat winning from the lottery. Allelujah.

NATIONAL EURO LOTTERY,

BIJLMERDREEF 657

1102 BS AMSTERDAM

THE NETHERLANDS.

FROM: THE PROMOTIONAL SECRETARY

INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT

ATTENTION:

After a successful completion of the 2nd category draws of NATIONAL EUROLOTTERY, held on 22nd July 2004, we are pleased to inform you of the official announcement today, that you have emerged one of the winners of the NATIONAL EURO LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMS, which is part of our promotional draws.

Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 25,000 names/email addresses of individuals and companies from Africa, America, Asia, Australia, Canada, Europe, Middle East, and New Zealand as part of our International Promotions Program.

You are attached to ticket number N.E.L. 714-5-9827, drew the lucky numbers N.E.L.03- 15- 23- 25- 35- 40 and consequently won in the 2nd Category.

You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out of US$1,000,000.00(One million united state Dollars) which is the winning payout for 2nd category winners. This is from the total prize money of US$5,700,000.00 shared among the three international winners in the 2nd category.

CONGRATULATIONS!

Your fund is now deposited with a financial institution with REFERENCE NUMBER:N.E.L A718-3 and batch number BATCH NUMBER: 224-DA, insured on your name.To avoid mix up of numbers and names, we request that you keep this award strictly from public notice until the entire process of transfering your claims has been completed, and your funds remitted to your account. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants of this program.

We also wish to bring to your notice our end of year (2004) high stakes where you stand a chance of winning up to US$1.3 billion, we hope that with a part of your prize you will participate.

Please contact your claims agent immediately,to begin your claims process;

MR. KENT DOUGLAS

CLAIMS DEPT. MANAGER,

NATIONAL EURO LOTTERY,

EMAIL: kentdouglas101@netscape.net

PHONE:0031 645 966 793

For due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice. Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 25th of August 2004.

NOTE: To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers provided above in your correspondence with your claims agent.

Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our promotions program.

YOURS Sincerely,

RITA HANSON

(PROMOTIONAL SECRETARY)

Kwris Aquino got wind of my luck that she interviewed me.

Kwris: Ay saya saya naman..totoo ba yong you won one million dollars?

Ca t: Ay saya saya rin, oo, I won one million US dollars from the National EUROlottery.

Kwris:Wow, kalucky naman you are.What did you do to win ba?

Ca t:Frankly, I do not know. I must have bilocated myself one day and join the promotional contest.

Kwris: What are they promoting?

Ca t:I am really clueless.

I do not want to call the number naman that was provided in the letter. For A Netherlands based corporation, the name is so American, di ba ? I am used to calling toll free number 1-800 for verification purposes and phone card for long distance. They may not be able to forward the call to Bahamas where they can earn as much as 300 dollars per minute.

Kwris:Ay..(fixes her low cleavage blouse top). Why don't you just e-mail then ?

Ca t: Oh, that ? I am afraid that they are going to harvest information about me when I respond to the e-mail.

Kwris: You mean this is a SCAM. So what you gonna do naman? (Faces camera and fixes her hair).

Ca t: I am going to send them one way ticket.

Kris: Ay you are very generous naman. Whereto?

Ca t: TO HELL

Kwris: hahahaha you're funny naman. Magpapatuloy ho tayo pagbalik ng THE BUTT.

The CA t

the Ca t.