Thursday, June 09, 2005

Nang Mapunit ang Pantalon ni Neneng

Dear mouse,

Kararating lang ng nanay ni Neneng galing sa Pinas.

Unang napetition si Neneng ng kaniyang ama na nag-asawa na ng iba.

Tapos penitition naman niya ang kanyang ina.

NENENG: Anong ginawa ninyo 'Nay?

NANAY: Bakit, anak, tinagpian ko lang yong butas mong pantalon.

NENENG: Pero FCUCK ito.

NANAY: Huwag mo akong murahin kahit sa Ingles. Naintindihan ko yan.

NENENG: Hindi ko ho kayo minumura. Tatak ho ng pantalon ko yan. $ 34 dollars ho yang bili ko.

NANAY: Kamahal naman, marumi na, butas pa sa tuhod.

NENENG: (Bulong sa sarili)Pwede bang magpadeport ng nanay?

Mwehehehe

The Ca t

5 Comments:

At 11:31 AM, Blogger infraternam meam said...

na culture shock ba si nanay?. the FCUCK na brand ng damit reminds me the time when i was working at the westin hotel in downtown chicago as a Concierge. i hired this pinoy, newly migrated from pinas and hails from Betis, Pampanga. alam mo naman ang mga kapangpangan, "P" nagiging "F" when they speak and they remove the "H" in a word.

so I called Enteng, who i hired as a bellman and told him to go upstairs and pick up the bags of Mr. Smith.

he was trying to say to the guest while picking up the bag to go down to the lobby:.....

"Mr. Smith, let me help you pack your bags and let us part this way".

Mr. Smith came down to the lobby and was lodging a complaint and told me he does not like the bellman i sent him for his bags. then he left the concierge desk.

i called Enteng and asked what he said to the guest.

"Koyang, wala namang hakong masamang sinabyan sa kaniya. keka ba, nagalit na sa akin. aru diyos koh, bakit ganito ang mga Khano!"

"okey, Enteng, sabihin mo ulit sa aking in English ang sinabi mo kay Mr.Smith....."

"eh, Koyang sinabyan ko lang...
MR. SMITH, LET ME (P)FUCK YOUR BAG, AND WE WILL (P)FART HERE!" eh, nagalit sa siya sa keka. aru diyos ko, mete koh!!!

Enteng, sinabi mo kay Mr. Smith....
Mr. Smith let me screw your bag at umutot tayo dito.

 
At 3:17 PM, Blogger cathcath said...

frat,

hahahaha, tumira kami sa pampanga pero hindi ko na matandaan ang ibang salita ng capampangan. metecu.

 
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