Tuesday, July 22, 2003

The CAT IS BACK (later)

Dear Mouse,

The CAT is a quotation freak.

Her favorite,however, is a gift from a friend. It is a quotation done in cross stitch with a beautiful butterfly in the background.

It says:

If you love someone

Set her free…

If she comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn’t, she’s never was.

Now, I have to ask the friend to cross stitich for me the new versions that another friend e-mailed me some two years ago, that I find very helpful these days in finding the right decisions with other people's concerns in mind.

Pessimist:

If you love someone

Set her free…

If she comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was.

Optimist:

If you love someone

Set her free…

Do not worry, she will come back.

Suspicious

If you love someone

Set her free…

If she comes back, ask her why.

If you love someone

Set her free…

But get someone to follow her.

If you love someone

Do you really love that someone.

Go-getter

Set her free…

If she comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn’t, go get her.

Hunter

Set her free…

If she comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn’t, go hunt her down.

Impatient

Set her free…

If she comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn’t come back within some time, forget her.

Patient

Set her free…

If she comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn’t, continue to wait until she comes back.

Possessive

Set her free…NEVER

Animal rights activist

Set her free,

In fact all living creatures deserve to be free.

Paranoid

When you let her go, she will be out to get you.

Swarzenegger’s fans

Set her free,

SHE WILL BE BACK

Pathetic

Set her free…

If she comes back,okay,

If she doesn’t how could she.

Sore Loser

Set her free…

If she comes back; dump her,

If she doesn’t, make up bad stories about her.

Mousey, this CAT is a fan of that actor whose name is difficult to spell.

GOT MILK?

The CAT