Singers all-di va

Dear Mouse,

Ang aking paboritong presidential candidate na is Eddie Gil ay kumakanta ng NO-EL (no election)kahit hindi pa Pasko. O di ba masaya?
Ibig sabihin nito ay din a siya tatakbo. O kaya gagapang. Kaya naghanap ako ng puwedeng iboto ko sana.

Ito siya at tatlo sa mga plataporma niya.

On solving corruption.
I will employ mambabarangs (witch doctors) of Siquijor in the Office of the Ombudsman to cast spells on thieves in government. For every peso stolen from public coffers, the mambabarangs will inflict one kulugo (wart). This, along with other novel punishments such as implanting live roosters in the bellies of the dishonest, will certainly eradicate corruption in government.
On social justice.

I will penalize all those rude and tacky people who do not turn off their mobile phones in theaters and concert halls by installing chips in their eardrums that will play ring tones during appropriate moments of the day. They will be pestered to sleep by Auld Lang Syne and awakened by the Lone Ranger theme.

On foreign policy.

I will sever diplomatic ties with Japan until they recall and destroy all karaoke machines ever constructed. Since they invented those monstrosities, they are responsible for the devastation that has afflicted this country as a result of lousy, drunken yodeling passed off as singing.

Kita ninyo, okay siya diva.

Speaking of divas.

Muntik na akong mahulog sa couch nang inaanounce ni Ryan Seacrest ng American Idol na yong tatlong Itim na diva ang nasa bottom three. Sila ang inaprubahan ni Simon Cowell na matindi ang labanan. Para yatang pagrerebelde kay Simon ang nangyayari. Kinokontra siya ng mga voting public.

Kay Jasmine Trias pa rin ako. Marami tayong diva sa Pilipinas na halos mapatid ang litid sa pataasan ng boses. Gusto kong makinig sa musika na naaliw ako at hindi nakulili ang aking tenga.

The CA t