Thursday, June 03, 2004

Smiles from Bible

Dear Mouse,

From my sister naman ngayon. Enjoy

SMILES FROM THE BIBLE *

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?

A. Ruthless.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses because he broke all Ten Commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing

Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?

A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groannn...) KEEP SMILING!!!! GOD LOVES YOU BUNCHES AND BUNCHES!!!! Friends are God's way of taking care of us....

3 Comments:

At 12:03 PM, Blogger Dr. Emer said...

Siguro walang dull moment sa family mo, Cath. Your brother and sister are both great comedians, judging from their emails. Pag kasama ka pa, wala na sigurong pahinga sa katatawa. :)

 
At 12:40 PM, Blogger cathcath said...

We live states and continents away, doc. The only daily communication we have is the internet. We do not have to say hello. You will be surprised that I am the only member in the family who does not send jokes and funny stories, that's why they send me several. I am busy doing the book of this dysfunctional family.

The CA t

 
At 1:11 PM, Blogger Dr. Emer said...

Don't be so dour, Cath. "Dysfunctional family"? Anu ka ba. Ako nga walang family eh. Kawawala lang. Pero pinipilit kong mging masaya everyday. Cheer up! :)

 

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