Wednesday, June 02, 2004

A Few Zen Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously :

Dear Mouse,

Galing sa brader ko. Maawa na kayong tumawa.

  • Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
  • A day without sunshine is like, night.
  • On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  • Honk if you love peace and quiet.
  • The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  • Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  • Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
  • If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
  • OK, so what's the speed of dark?
  • How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
  • Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just do not have film.
  • What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
  • Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

  • The CA t

    3 Comments:

    At 1:46 AM, Blogger Matapoor said...

    hilarious!

     
    At 3:04 AM, Blogger the_paradox said...

    da best yung tungkol sa invisible ink! heeheehee... laff-trip.

     
    At 12:42 PM, Blogger cathcath said...

    hey anp,
    saiyo ko pala nakuha yong photobucket.tenks

    pareng mare dox,
    sira rin ang aking brader. genetic yata yon.

     

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