Thursday, June 24, 2004

Your Honor, what the hell…

Dear Mouse,

This judge should have read Dr.Emer’s blog about ED (erectile dysfunction) and viagra.

Blush bushblushblush

JUNE 24--While seated on the bench, an Oklahoma judge used a male enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his nether region, and pleasured himself, state officials charged yesterday in a petition to remove the jurist. According to the below complaint filed by the Oklahoma Attorney General, Donald D. Thompson, 57, was caught in the act by a clerk, trial witnesses, and his longtime court reporter (these unsettling first-hand accounts will make you wonder what's going on under their black robes).

Read on:

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At 8:21 PM, Blogger Sassy Lawyer said...

Sana, nag declare na lang muna sya ng recess tapos nagpunta na lang sya sa banyo. Manyakis. Ngek.

At 8:26 PM, Blogger Dr. Emer said...


At 10:05 PM, Blogger BatJay said...

katulad ng sabi ko kay sister sassy L. baka nagpapatanggal lang yang judge na iyan ng antok.

mahirap talagang nakaupo at nakikinig all day. of course, tao rin ang mga judge na iyan at kailangan nila ng (ehem) stimulation na mas malakas pa sa kape.

At 11:08 PM, Blogger Jdavies said...

I wonder if get's turned on by hearing "objection". Somehow he gets sustained by that I guess. :D

At 11:10 PM, Blogger rolly said...

talagang dumadami na weirdo sa States. Pati judge di na makapag-pigil. Oo nga naman. Ano ba naman yung tumayo sandali, call for a recess at sabihing, "If I may be excused, I just have to exercise my waning libido in my chambers." Is that too much to ask, your honor?

At 11:15 PM, Blogger Apol said...

kwela yun ah! hehehe! may pinoy judge kaya na gagaya dyan? abanagan.... :)

At 12:27 AM, Blogger shaz said...

didn't know that sexual perversion could be gotten away with such off-hand regard by a respected figure. i thought it only happens in ally mcbeal. even then, it's much too absurd.

At 2:54 AM, Blogger Matapoor said...


At 3:46 AM, Blogger joffin said...

ang tindi naman ni your honor! i have nothing against jerking off pero naman, while at work, kakaibang level of kinkiness na yan...scary!

At 3:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think the judge should be tried for his actions

At 2:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh relax, I grew up in Oklahoma and I have a friend there who knows Lisa, the girl who saw all this. My friend says she could not be offended by such things. The real reason she told on him is he was sorta mean to her and didnt pay her enough.

Who cares if he masturbates on the bench. Perhaps more judges should. Sigh get over it everyone.

Perhaps our legislature should take an orgasm break before the national athem. "Please sit everyone and open your pants and skirts, time for the national orgasm."

Yes, I like this idea. It would be good for America.


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