They all need shrinks and nails

Dear Mouse,

According to Sassy,

"Every person aspiring for public office--elective or appointive--must be subjected to, and pass, such a test. Plus a sound psychological test to prove that he is not, and had no propensity towards, megalomania."

Not only megalomania, C.

But also a test to measure their maturity levels. It seemed that most of our candidates have emotional quotients that are lower than their waist lines.

Just take a look at this news:

(I got to publish the excerpt in my commentaries para dating intellectual din.)

Pamatong stops traffic with spikes

Pamatong, in a radio interview, said he believed scattering metal spikes on major roads in Metro Manila, Baguio, Davao, Cagayan, Bicol and Laguna was for the "good of the country."

Excuse me ha. Pipigain ko lang itong panyo. Masyadong nabagbag ang aking damdamin sa dakila niyang nasa sa kabutihan ng bansa. Prrrrsss sobra ang iyak ko.

Parang gusto kong pulutin ang mga pakong iyon at SUMIGAW ng CRUCIFY HIM.

He clarified that the attack was not meant to kill or hurt anyone, but simply to call the attention of government officials to stop being corrupt.

Ah ganon? Ah ganon? @#$%^&* siya. Anong magagawa noong mga tsuper na nabutas ang mga gulong dahil sa pako sa pagpuksa ng corruption? Ang nakinabang ay ang mga vulcanizing shops na malapit. (Hindi kaya kinasabwat siya ng mga ito?)

Pamatong apologized to vehicle owners whose tires were punctured by the metal spikes, and asked them to demand remuneration from the "crooks in government."

Bitiwan ninyo ako, bitiwan ninyo ako. Pupukpukin ko ng bakya na may pako ang taong ito para matauhan. Sa dami ng crooks, paano nila malalaman ang lalapitan.

>"I know some people could have met an accident and could have died in the process, but I hope you’ll understand that before I did this I wrote to" Armed Forces of the Philippines (AFP) chief Gen. Narciso Abaya and Philippine National Police (PNP) chief Director General Hermogenes Ebdane Jr., "asking them to... be the protector of the people but they are protecting the crooks and comedians... the aliens controlling the government," he said.

Si Pamatong na tumira sa Estet ng matagal na ginawang battle cry ang statehood ng Pilipinas.Bumalik o ideneport sa Pilipinas at tatakbo sana sa pagkapresidente na ang plataporma ay gawing American citizen ang lahat ng Pilipino oras na siya'y mahalal.

EQ= zero.

LEGARDA

"The fight is not over yet. It just moved over to the joint Congress," Sen. Loren Legarda told a press forum. Legarda was the running mate of opposition candidate Fernando Poe Jr.

Why can't they emulate some US politicians who concede and offer to help to administration after the winners are proclaimed.

We are paying the Senators and Congressmen not to amuse us. That is what entertainment people are for.

Asked what would happen after Congress had approved the committee's final report, Pimentel said: "Ultimately, the implication is that the majority will have succeeded in ramming down our throats a flawed report that is untrue, which is not based on the truth which we wanted to emerge."

"We will see how the people will accept that," he said.

Hello, Mr. Pimentel. If people were disilussioned by the result of the election, their silence and nonparticaption in mass actions indicate that it is not worth fighting for.

Kaya tayo na lang ay magsama-sama, magkasundo sundo at magsayaw ng ocho ocho ocho. Aray.....

The CA t