Wind Beneath My Wings

Dear Mouse,

Aside from tampons, women use sanitary napkins or menstrual pads.

Sanitary napkins have an important place in women's history and in the history of technology. 19th Century research into disposable sanitary napkins marked the humble beginnings of a new era of gynecological sanity. Disposable Sanitary Napkins appeared in Germany as early as the 1880s.Designs, shapes, sizes and materials changed thru product innovations and technology advancement.

As you can see, napkins have "extensions" to both sides to prevent "spillage". Manufacturers call them wings.

And now for the "wings" stories.

A vampire dies and goes to see God, who asks, "I am going to reincarnate you as an animal. What do you want to be?"

The vampire answers, "Something that has wings, sucks blood."

The vampire is reborn as a bat. One day, it's spotted by a farmer, who takes out his gun and shoots it. God says, "Back so soon? What do you want to be this time?"

The vampire answers, "Something that has wings, sucks blood."

The vampire is reborn as a mosquito and flies around preying on people. One day, one of its victims smacks it and it dies. Annoyed, God says, "You again! You can't be an animal this time, it's too much trouble. I'm going to make you an inanimate object. What do you want to be?"

The vampire answers, "Something that has wings, sucks blood."

God turns him into Kotex with wings.

Question:What did the maxi pad say to the fart?

Answer:"You are the wind beneath my wings . . . ."

Question :Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She thought her maxi-Pad had wings!!

Go for menstruation leave.

The Ca t