Wednesday, June 01, 2005

SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING?

Dear mouse,

Ever wonder why you can do this to your cat?

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Because a cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

1. It has also over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.

MEMEMEMEMEME

2.A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

And I was very guilty then when i found them dead a few hours after i tied their tails with thread.

3.A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

Magandang tuksuhing BELAT...

4.A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

Meron pa palang masahol sa akin.

5.A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/ 100th of a second.

Now that was unrealistic when they tell me to do a sandwich in a jiffy. (kamot ulo).

6.A snail can sleep for three years.

Kaya pala sila may cover. Para di sila maistorbo.

7. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Hmmmmm. maraming ostrich sa Congress.

8. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

9. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Mahaba kasi buhok niya.

10. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

And I am not even lying.

11. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Uhmmmm, I am must be a walking dynamite, I ate a lot of peanut butter.

12. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

And I thought they are noodles.

13. There are more chickens than people in the world.

And people eat chicken everyday.

14. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

I am wondering what was his mother dancing ?

15. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Got to try.

via email from brother.

The Ca t

2 Comments:

At 11:41 AM, Blogger infraternam meam said...

...fish cannot sleep because they dont have opaque eyelids and they don't have eyelids...there goes the Eyebag.

...fingernails grow faster than the toenails, because sun promotes nail growth, and the toes are always covered...now i have reason to use my fingers to clean my kuwan and kuwan.

...the turkey has a beard, because this is the male characteristics...pero may babaeng may balbas sa amerika.

...dogs has Black Lips, to help them from solar radiation...eh paano yong former girlfriend ko, black lips din, nakatakip sa buong mukha niya.

...hard boiled egg yolks turn gray or green, when soft boiled eggs dont discolor,because of the iron and sulphur compounds in the eggs...iba ang amoy ng utot when you eat hardboiled eggs.

...Mickey Mouse has four fingers, because Walt Disney artist said it is easier and convenient for the artist to draw...there goes "PiningGarcia".

...Tupperware is not sold in any store, only at home on Tupperware parties because the said,the vendor is like a teacher when selling and explaining...mahal ang Tupperware, so i am using "Dahon ng saging".

...Rooster crow in the morning, this is the time Roosters became territorial and active...maybe kaya ginigising kami sa seminary early in the morning, to prevent our rooster form being teritorial also.

...Bananas, a giant herb in the family of lilies, orchids and palms, point upward because at the tip of the banana fruit is the flower, which attracts insect and will not eat the fruit...mayroong akong alam na banana, palaging nakatungo, kaya may Viagra!

... Dogs occasionally get Laryngitis and voice change, because of excessive barking...all the TONGgressman and SenaTONG in pinas has laryngitis, because of talking nonsense all the time.

ayan..na involve na naman ako.

 
At 12:25 PM, Blogger cathcath said...

hainaku frat,
bago ko blinog ito, tiningnan ko muna kong naunahan mo ang kuya ko sa paghanap nito.

wala kaya tuloy ang ligaya.

 

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