THE CAT IN A CHILDREN'S PARTY What is the cat doing in a children’s party ? This cat together with a bachelor-looking-for-a-wife-friend attended a friend’s girl first birthday. We cannot say no. Lately, the two of us have been attending christening, baby shower, weddings and birthdays of little children of our single-who-are-now-married-and-are-building-nest friends. The party is not a good hunting ground for singles-without-commitments. Most of those who came are already married and have their own “ litter” in tow except for the odd couple. One such friend has two tiny tots. One, a 3 year old hyperactive boy and the other one is a cute little girl who looks like a Japanese doll. The husband of an expectant mother “borrowed” and cuddled the baby as dry run for his father role in June. He wished that he would have the same cute baby but not as coronary-risk as the older boy. A father with a crying 2 -year old girl approached the table and asked for the parent of that boy-who played-the-question-and-answer-game-exploration-will-she-cry-if-I-pull-her-pony-tail ? The mother of the boy asked this cat to hold the baby. Meow… she does not know how to hold a baby. Shall I make her face me, oh her dress was made of slippery material…ngerk..help…somebody, she was slipping fast my arms…The “expectant ‘father grabbed her and the baby smiled. Aw… I looked at the guilty boy. His ears had cake icing. Ahaaa…he was conducting the first taste test…with his ears ????? Curiosity made the cat asked the mother of her blood pressure readings. It seems it is still within the normal level except during times when he tried to climb their aquarium to put his plastic fish inside. Call it divine intervention, but she woke up at the nick of time before she saw the GREAT FLOOD’s comeback in her living room. Her bp hits the ceiling when he pokes the baby girl with something in order to wake her up. The cat is tempted to look under his mane those for the four magic numbers…s.x-s.x-s.x Quotation of the day: Spare the rod and spoil the child.