How I will survive Christmas

Dear Mouse,

Mark's fourth item in his survival guide:

4. Carollers cannot be chased off with dogs, no matter how terrible they are. Instead, make them sing 5 more songs after their initial repertoire is done and then give them 2 pesos. They won’t come back to your house after that.

I got a better idea.

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Merry Christmas, humans.

The Ca t