Sunday, August 03, 2003

Coke is it ?

Dear Mouse, Some friends chose coke because of its many uses. 1.You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days. CAT:the coke may take one day to make it disappear. My friends can do it in a matter of hours. 2.To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china. CAT: Now I know how to empty the can or the bottle with left over coke and save clorox at the same time. Funny, they start with C as in corrosion. 3.To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola. Cat: The people with rusty memory ought to drink coke too ? 4.To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion. Cat: The people with corroded conscience like the corrupt politicians should be bathed in a tub of COKE. 5.To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes. CAT: TO loosen nuts of stubborn people, a cloth soaked with Coca Cola should be spread to the head. 7. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield. CAT: No amount of Coke will cleanse the greasy stains in the personalities of corrupt politicians. The Cat Dear CAT, Burpppp The Mouse


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