Do not try this at home-erm in going home

Dear Mouse, Many hardworking Filipino employees lost their jobs when the government ruled that only USC can get employment in the high security risk airports. Ladies cannot bring their favorite vanity stuff such as manicure sets, needlesets and other pointed objects that can be used as lethal weapon inside the plane.There was a time when the security was so strict that shoes were required to be removed for inspection.--- But a shipping clerk outsmarted all the security precautions by being stupid. From the Associated Press- DALLAS (Sept. 10) - A homesick shipping clerk had himself shipped from New York to Dallas in an airline cargo crate, startling his parents - and a deliveryman - when he broke out of the box outside their home. Charles D. McKinley, 25, was arrested and jailed on unrelated bad-check and traffic charges after his overnight odyssey. Federal officials are considering additional charges of stowing away on a plane. Uhhhm, don't try this in the balikbayan box. The CAT