Dear Mouse,
Padala ng brader ko. Tingnan ninyo kung totoo.
1.The liquid inside young coconuts can be used
as a substitute for blood plasma.
I saw Jackie Chan's movie, WHO AM I where he saved
a man's life by using the buco juice.
2. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than
seven (7) times.
Try this. Mandadaya ako. Gagamit ako ng paper
towel.
3. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane
crashes.
and people think they are dumb.
4.You burn more calories sleeping than you do
! watching television.
Lalo pag may bangungot ng bayan.
5.Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are
fifty (50) years of age or older.
There are people who are already more than
50 and yet think like a 5 year-old.
6.The king of hearts is the only king without a
mustache.
Baka bakla?
7.American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by
eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served
in first-class.
Who cares. I do not like olive anyway. Try
counting the matchsticks. I am sure the number is
less than the quantity as claimed in the label.
8. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
Babae talaga.
9. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at
waking you up in the morning.
10.Totoo ito. Dahil sa lamig ng appple sa tiyan,
tiyak tatakbo ka sa bathroom.
11. Most dust particles in your house are made from
dead skin.
And I thought I can see dead people. Olk.
12. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of
lung cancer. So did the first "Marlboro Man."
Misery loves company. Nandadamay.
13.Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
Kaya ginawa niyang bida.
14. Pearls melt in vinegar.
Pag genuine ang suka.
15. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but not downstairs.
There is a solution to that. Itulak.
16. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows
why.
17. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be
kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to
avoid airborne particles resulting from the
flush.
Saan ko ilalagay, sa bedroom?
18. Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S.
president whose name contains all the letters from
the word "criminal." The second? William Jefferson
Clinton.
19.And the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
Some people also can.
Now you know everything there is to know.
The CA t
3 Comments:
The first one is true. Idealist friend doctors in the mountains in Northern Luzon and in Mindanao have done that many times. Dextrose nila ay buko juice. Very useful daw during encounters between the military and the NPA or the military and the Abu Sayyafs.
The last one is the one I like best. Turtles maybe slowpokes but they sure know how to survive.
Thanks for this post, Cat. :)
A little off-topic: since you have no Sesame Street to watch, I suggest you watch Shrek2. It is very good therapy for anger management. I highly recommend it. :)
Shrek 2...I'll watch it.
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