Sassy Lawyer (NOT)meets Radical Chef(NOT)

Dear Mouse,

You've met Radical Chef (NOT) already. Sassy would like to strangle her when she meets her in person. Wait 'till she meets Sassy Lawyer(NOT).

Radical Chef(NOT) was deposed by Sassy Lawyer(NOT)) regarding the case of the missing husband.

Sassy Lawyer(NOT): All your responses must be oral, OK?

Where are you from ?

Radical Chef(NOT): Oral.

Cat sez: BOINKKKK

Pasensiya na kayo, walang pics eh, sound na lang.

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Sassy Lawyer(NOT) :What is your date of birth?

Radical Chef (NOT) July fifteenth.

Sassy Lawyer(NOT) : What year?

Radical Chef (NOT): Every year.

Cat sez: TOINKKKK

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Sassy Lawyer(NOT):Is this your first marriage ?

Radical Chef(NOT): No.

Sassy Lawyer(NOT): How was your first marriage terminated?

Radical Chef(NOT): By death.

Sassy Lawyer(NOT): And by whose death was it terminated?

Cat sez: POINKKKK

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Sassy Lawyer(NOT):You have three children, right?

Radical Chef(NOT): Yes.

Sassy Lawyer(NOT): How many were boys?

Radical Chef(NOT): None.

Sassy Lawyer(NOT): Were there any girls?

Cat sez: KOINKKKK

Sassy Lawyer(NOT):So when you woke up, your husband is gone?

Radical Chef(NOT): Yes

Sassy Lawyer(NOT):Did he tell you where he is going?

Cat sez: SOINKKKK

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Sassy Lawyer(NOT):Last night what was his last words ?

Radical Chef(NOT):Goodnight Pumpkin, and I got upset

Sassy Lawyer(NOT): And why did that upset you?

Radical Chef(NOT):Because that is not my name.

Cat sez: POINKKKK

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Sassy Lawyer(NOT):Are you sure he has not called you by that name?

Radical Chef(NOT): I am not sure,I am taking a pill that affects my memory.

Sassy Lawyer(NOT): And in what ways does it affect your memory?

Radical Chef(NOT): I forget.

Sassy Lawyer(NOT): You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

Cat sez: COINKKKK

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Sassy Lawyer(NOT):Can you describe this individual who came yesterday to meet your husband ?

Radical Chef NOT): He was about medium height, has a beard and is bald.

Sassy Lawyer(NOT):Was this a male, or a female?

Cat sez: GOINKKKK

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Sassy Lawyer(NOT):Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

Radical Chef(NOT):No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Cat sez: HOINKKKK

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The next deposition was with the PCathologist.

Sassy Lawyer(NOT): doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

PCathologist: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

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Sassy Lawyer(NOT): Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

PCathologist : The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

Sassy Lawyer(NOT): And Mr. Costner was dead at the time?

PCathologist : No, he was lying there on the table wondering what I am doing.

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Sassy Lawyer(NOT): : Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

PCathologist : No.

Sassy Lawyer(NOT): Did you check for blood pressure?

PCathologist : No.

Sassy Lawyer(NOT): Did you check for breathing?

PCathologist : No.

Sassy Lawyer(NOT): So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

PCathologist : No.

Sassy Lawyer(NOT): How can you be so sure, Doctor?

PCathologist : Because his brain was already dead and removed.

Sassy Lawyer(NOT): But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

PCathologist : Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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