Invented Guilt Part 2

Dear mouse,

In my invented guilt part 1, it was a Catholic bishop who declared that it was God's wrath that killed the innocent children in Bohol.

Now it is a Malaysian minister who invoked God's vindictive Spirit to punish the enemies..

p>JAKARTA : Divine fury will rain down upon Indonesia and Malaysia if either side decides to use military force to solve a territorial row in the Sulawesi Sea off Borneo, Malaysia's foreign minister said Friday.

Malaysia and Indonesia will be forsaken by God if we think about using troops to threaten each other," Foreign Minister Syed Hamid Albar told reporters here.

So I dialed God's number. 1-800-CALL-GOD.

Ring: You've reached God's number. If you want to talk to St. Peter, press 1; if you want to talk to a prophet, press 2,(or better still, find a blog)hehehe; if you want to talk to GOD, press star...(hold while you are being transferred) you've reached God's number...if it is about war, press 1; if it is about calamity, press 2, if it is about food poisoning, press 3 and wait for the forensics department's number.

If this is the CA t, I have a message for you. Don't push your luck too far.

Grabeh.So I made kulit by using different aliases.hehehe again.

Ring: Yes, this is GOD,what can I do for you, Ca t? I know it's you. I have a caller id.

Ow, you do not have to tell me. I know what's in your mind. You will ask me if I am the God of the Moslems. Isn't it?

The Ca t: I have no doubt about that. Christians, Jews and Moslems portray you as God of Wrath. Sungit Ninyo naman.

Ring: That's what exists in the minds of many of my faithfuls because of the beliefs handed to them by people who propagated not about faith in Me but FEAR of me.

So they go to church because they are afraid that they go to hell, not because they would like to see me.

They do charities to please me not out of goodness that I put in their hearts.

They threaten people in my name. They declare war and run behind me. Some people.

Me: So what's you're doin'?

Ring: Ow, I watched them in their folly. They make their own destinies. I have seen terrible dictators who were afraid to meet their ends. They were brave when they were with the people that protected them. But they were cowards when they were about to meet their FATEs.

As to my church ministers...You know that not all those who call my name shall be saved.

BTW, I am also the GOD of the pagans... they worship my creation...Nature.

The Ca t