Pinoy Ka ba?

Dear mouse,

Jobert of World Famous in the Philippines came up with new "you’re-a-Filipino"- if/when/because...

These are my favorites.

10. When the government warns that a nearby volcano will erupt you ignore it. When a psychic mentions that an earthquake will happen at 5pm, you panic.

Except pag si Madam Auring ang nagsabi..

12. Your brand spanking new nose job was done by the beautician in the nearby salon.

Anoh? Hindi si VickyBelo. ?

13. Badminton is your latest sport

Titorolly AND COMPANY.....

14. Your cellphone is more a camera than a phone.

So you’re weird if you insist to buy a cell phone that functions as a phone.

16. U stl use txtspk evn wen chatng.

Even in the e-mail.

17. The Buzz and Startalk is your source of news

The Buzz lang po ako. Wala kaming Channel 7 dito.

20. You can easily name three of Kris Aquino's ex boyfriends but have a hard time recalling three presidents before Marcos.

I can name five.

1. Alvin

2. Robin Padilla

3. Philip Salvador

4. Joey Maquez

5. Mark Lapid

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