Meet ANAL-iza-Exit poller kuno

While most women suffer from pms (don’t ask boyz), this CA t is afflicted with mps-multiple personality syndrome.

Meet one of them.

ANALiza. Ang pusang trend-setter. Exit poller (translation: tumutulay sa kawayan para lumabas ng bahay) Ang pusang mahilig mag-anal-ize ng mga kuro-kuro, balita at TSISMIS.

1. Elections Philippine style: A foreigner's comments

By RONALD MEINARDUS

"It was not at all easy to explain how come the official spokesman of the military could go on record saying that the elections were "generally peaceful," when, at the same time, reports came in saying more than 100 people had been killed in politically motivated violence".

ANALiza seys: By gawd, of course it is peaceful, the guys were silenced.

2.But Sotto, who figured in Poe's celebrated tiffs with media men during the campaign, clarified that he was not accusing anyone and that he was just repeating what he heard.

ANALiza seys: Way to go Senator, you elevated gossip to a higher level of reportorial Sensationalism. Tsismoso.

3.Namfrel chair Jose Concepcion likewise placed the burden on the complaining candidates.

"If there's massive cheating, let them prove it," Concepcion said. "There were instances of ballot snatching but there has been no deliberate attempt to cheat. It's not systematic."

ANALIZA-seys: I wonder what they will do with the ballots snatched? Siguro ipambabalot nila ng tinapa. Susme naman, hindi pa ba deliberate attempt to cheat yan. O baka naman akala nila pera kaya inisnatch nila.

4.Poe loses in own precinct.
Third in barangay

HE lost in his own barangay.

On election day, opposition presidential aspirant Fernando Poe Jr. was mobbed as usual by fans, including women who hugged and kissed him at the polling precinct where he cast his vote.

But it seems these demonstrative admirers did not vote for him, or did not vote at all. That's according to the numbers from Precinct No. 227-A in Barangay Greenhills, San Juan, where the actor was registered as a voter and where, as a contender for the first position in the land, he landed third.


In his own neighborhood, the President won," Defensor pointed out, announcing the scores: Ms Macapagal, 62 votes; Senator Panfilo Lacson, 40; Poe, 25; evangelist Eddie Villanueva, 13; and ex-Senator Raul Roco, 10.

Analiza seys: It is easier to convince those who you know less, personally.

The CA t