"I'll be there"

Dear mouse,

Santa Maria, Sta. Barbara, hindi ko ako nagmumura. Doon ho ang lugar ng trial ni Michael Jackson. Kahit na weirdo siya, peborit ko pa rin yong song niya na I’ll be there.

By Michael Jackson

You and I must make a pact, we must bring salvation back

Where there is love, I'll be there

I'll reach out my hand to you, I'll have faith in all you do

Just call my name and I'll be there

Chorus:

And oh - I'll be there to comfort you,

Build my world of dreams around you, I'm so glad that I found you

I'll be there with a love that's strong

I'll be your strength, I'll keep holding on - yes I will, yes I will

Let me fill your heart with joy and laughter

Togetherness, well that's all I'm after

Whenever you need me, I'll be there

I'll be there to protect you, with an unselfish love I respect you

Just call my name and I'll be there

(chorus)

If you should ever find someone new, I know he'd better be good to you

'Cos if he doesn't, I'll be there

Don't you know, baby, yeah yeah

I'll be there, I'll be there, just call my name, I'll be there

(Just look over your shoulders, honey - ooh)

I'll be there, I'll be there, whenever you need me,
I'll be there

Don't you know, baby, yeah yeah

I'll be there, I'll be there, just call my name, I'll be there...

Hindi ko ito theme song, dahil Rufina Patis ho ang theme song ko.

Narinig ko itong pinatugtog sa commercial ng mga golden songs of ek-ek at tamang tamang naghahanap ako ng isang kantang maipadadala sa aking kaibigan na feeling niya ay pinapasan na sa kaniya ang mundo at siya ay nag-iisa sa pagpasan. (Bakit naman kasi niya pinapasan. Sana pinagugulong na lang niya).

Pero ngayon, ayaw ko na siya. Hindi dahil kay Michael Jackson.

Dahil ito ang theme song ng nanay ng aking kaibigan na niloko ng kaniyang kalive-in.

Rewind: siya yong mader ng aking kaibigan na ninakawan ng kaniyang live-in lover sa ATM at ngayon pala ay may asawang penitition sa Pinas.

(Note: ang istoryang ito ay hatid ng Vicks Vaporub hindi para laitin ang sinuman kung hindi magbigay-aral)

Ring: Hellow, pick up the phone, Cath, I know you’re there. (yong anak po yan ng babaeng niloko)

Me: Yellow...’nong balita?

Ring: The Legal Wife called again. She said, “I’ll be there”.

Me: How come she was calling you?

Ring: It seems she could not reach the Husband.

Me: Ow.

Ring: I told my mom and we had a shouting match again.

My husband wrote them a letter telling them to leave pronto.

I told that to my mom too. She got to choose between me and her hunnie. That’s how she calls him. kakakilabot.

Me: Hmmmm if I may say something.

First, you ask your husbandry na cool lang siya. ‘Wag siyang makiaalam dahil this is your mother that he is asking to scram...

Second: Never,never,never ask somebody to choose between you and another party. Baka kahit lang sa inis, piliin niya yong mali.

Put your self in the shoes of your mother when she rejected your husbandry before you married him. Di ba pinapili ka rin. Di ba pinili mo rin ang husbandry mo?

Third: Whatever your mother has done, she is still your mother.

Ito ng sabihin mo. Hindi ko makakayanang makita kang niloloko (hina ka muna) (palamlamin ang mata) (tuloy)...ng lalaking iyan sa sarili ko pa namang pamamahay. Ano na lang ang sasabihin ng mga nakakaalam, na kinukunsinti ko ang kaniyang kalokohan. Mabuti sana kung malayo kayo at hindi ko nakikita.(kumpas ang kamay).

O diva, mas magandang pakinggan kaysa yong LUMAYAS kayo pero ganoon din ang ibig sabihin noon).

Then give a hint na open ka pa rin pag sakali siya’y mabagok na ang ulo at magising sa katotohananm , hind siya matatakot na bumalik at hindi lumakas ang loob ng bwakananginang lalaking yan

Ring: Sabi naman noong sister ko, alam naman daw ni ermatz na niloko siya. Pero bakit ganoon?

Me: Eh bakit si Kris binayaran daw ang utang ni Philip?

Yan pagkatapos ipagpalit siya sa ibang babae ha.Sagutin mo ako.

Huling balita:

Lumayas ang mader kasama ang labopherlayp.

Dumating na yong kumakanta ng “I’ll be there.

Abangan ang susunod na balita sa The BU....S...T.

yek.

The Ca t