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Dear mouse,

Hindi po ito organisasyon. Balita po ito sa iba't ibang panig ng mundo.

Katuwa.

It looks funny to see a chimp smoking," a zoo spokesman said, but Charlie's trick could cost him his health. The zoo is asking people to stop tossing cigarettes and contributing to the chimp's habit. A zoo official says Charlie "acts like a naughty schoolboy" and hides his cigarettes when workers are around.

The Ca t sez: Lagyan ng NO SMOKING sa cage niya. mwehehehe.

Kaawa

THE STUNNED WIFE: Preacher husband infected her with HIV -- knowingly.He'd married her to hide his down-low status, she said, and because he "didn't want to die alone."

Talagang bakla siya as in duwag mamatay gusto pang makadamay.

Katawa?

Gwinnett County District Attorney Danny Porter promised to look into whether Run away- bride Wilbanks, 32, violated the law by falsely reporting a crime.

Wilbanks, who had vanished Tuesday after saying she was going out jogging, initially told authorities she was abducted. But she later admitted she took a cross-country bus trip to Las Vegas, Nev., to avoid her lavish, 600-guest wedding, which had been set for Saturday, and then went on to Albuquerque, N.M.

The Cat sez: Feeling Julia Roberts siya noh ?

The Ca t