Gloria's Mole and Endorsements Galore

Dear Mouse,

First, the Oplan Tinta was leaked by Tatad in the media describing the details of the strategic plan. I suspected that Tatad having held office in the Palace must have planted a permanent bug somewhere.

Now it is the photocopy of the voucher and a check amounting to $ 6.2 million for services rendered by Nora Aunor. Isn't that a work of a "mole." It is time for GMA to have that famous mole of hers examined.

Endorsements

I am made to think that this election is no longer a battle among the candidates but a battle among endorsers.

GMA claimed that she has the endorsements of the EL Shaddai and the INC. Both sects denied that she got the whole support. Baka nakapromise din sa kabila.

Eddie Villanueva announced that he was endorsed by the His Royal Highness Sultan Mohammad Ismael Kiram III . I wonder why Loren did not get the endorsements from the Muslim brother of her husband.

He further claimed that 6 million evangelical Christians are supporting him.

Loren on the other hand, according to her publicist is being endorsed by the Leftist peasant groups. Take note, peasant. Some weeks earlier, Joma disclaimed support for Legarda.

Now who endorses Ping, Poe and Roco?

Parang si Rosanna Roces. Endorser siya ni Belo Group Clinic at Flawless Skin eks eks. She attributed her smooth skin and sexy body to the cosmetic guru. When the battle between them ensued, she did not only label the guru a glorified aerobic teacher but she was close to saying. T.....ina..bleep bleep, dahil sa clinic na yan, nagkaroon ako ng rippled abs.

The CA t